The Darkness : Crystal Ballroom

Monday, April 2nd at 8:00pm
Crystal Ballroom
1332 W Burnside St
Portland, OR 97209
United States

Event Description:

We're a little in love with this bio of The Darkness:

The Darkness are a UK rock band currently eeking out an existence on the periphery of the world music scene. Surrounded by a team of highly paid professional technicians, our heroes battle irrelevance in obscurity, paying themselves a meagre minimum wage so as to keep it real.
The Darkness' live performances have become legendary. Or mythological.

The absence of an official live DVD means you have to witness a show first hand before you are entitled to slag it off. Then, and only then, may you slag it off. I wager you won't, because the Darkness will make you shit in your pants, in a good way.

I should know. I'm the singer.

Justin Hawkins

We'll see who's s***ing their pants April 2nd at the Crystal, now won't we?!